Real Name: Mr. Narrator
Education: National Narration Academy of Greater Utah
Tag Line: Stay tuned next time for…
Biography: The narrator gives us the inside scoop of what is going on. He makes corny jokes, talks really fast, and fills us in on what’s going on with Rocky and Bullwinkle. Although we never seen him, we feel like we know him. He’s a funny guy and just as confused as you and I.
Real Name: Rocket J. Squirrel
Occupation: Flying squirrel
Home: Frostbite Falls, MN
Education: Snare Drum Major at Juilliard and degree at Cal Tech (Calvin’s School of Supermarket Technology).
Tag Line: Hokey smoke!
Biography: Rocky is one half of a team of fearless, adventurous, and brainless duo that wonders the globe due to one unfortunate mishap after another. Rocky’s intelligence bears nothing on his ability to be conned and flimflammed by simple minded crooks with weak costumes. Rocky’s unique ability to fly and glide with the use of skin flaps along side his body, have proven valuable. Although he is highly educated he still sticks to his primitive ways, by collection nuts (like Bullwinkle). On the weekends he acts as mascot to the Air Force 319th Garbage Disposal and Sanitation Wing.
Real Name: Bullwinkle J. Moose
Occupation: Between Jobs, former coat rack.
Home: Frostbite Falls, MN
Education: Studied under Francis the Talking Horse and attented M.I.T. (Moose Institute of Toe-dancing).
Tag Line: Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Biography: Bullwinkle, the great American clod, has spent years on end perfecting his ability to misunderstand and hone in on useless skills, such as box top collecting and playing the ukulele. When not busy taping the show, Bullwinkle enjoys sitting in front of the fireplace with a pile of books. “They burn so nice and slow,” says Bullwinkle. His alter-ego, Mr. Know-It-All, has been rewarded several awards from prestigious universities that have yet to exist. While he did maintain a a short-lived career as a football quarterback at Wossamotta U., Bullwinkle has since dropped out of college and devotes his time to being a hat rack in his home town of Frostbite Falls, MN.
Real Name: Boris Badenov
Education: Degree at U.S.C. (The University of Safe-Cracking)
Tag Line: Must capture moose and squirrel.
Biography: Most foreign agents use their mind, physical strength, and agility to accomplish their missions. Boris uses explosives….lots of them. He and his accomplice, Natasha Fatale, were sent to America by the ruthless dictator Fearless Leader. Their mission is to usually steal something very valuable in order to bring it back to their homeland. Unfortunately for him, Boris is always foiled at the last minute, partly due to his involvement with a certain moose and squirrel, but mostly because of his ego.
Real Name: Natasha Fatale
Occupation: Secret Agent
Education: Expelled from college
Tag Line: Hello Dollink.
Biography: Natasha was a former Miss Transylvania. She is believed to be the love child of Axis Sally and Count Dracula, although nothing has been proven (blood work, yum). When she moved to the “New World” at age 19, she had a part time modeling job with Charles Addams and another popping out of cakes at stag parties. Although Boris has asked for her hand many times, she refuses to part with it. “Its my hand dollink, he can get his own,” said Ms. Fatale.
Real Name: Unknown, just call him Fearless Leader
Occupation: Corrupt Dictator
Education: P.U. (Pottsylvania University, it stinks).
Tag Line: Badenov, you numbskull!
Biography: Fearless Leader is both the military and spiritual leader of Pottsylvania. He rules with an iron fist when his chrome fist is in for repairs. Fearless Leader has no hesitations in offing co-workers that have done him wrong. He’s considered the ultimate badnik of the entire country, and does nothing to hide his ambitions to rule the world. Ultimate evil comes at a price though. Often he is too busy running his country to steal his fortunes. He continues to send his special agents, Boris and Natasha around the world to obtain his riches and secret information.
Real Name: Captain Peter Wrongway Peachfuzz
Occupation: Ship Captain/Weather Man
Education: No sir.
Tag Line: Huh?
Biography: His name says it all. He is the owner and captain of the S.S. Guppy and has no clue what he’s doing. As a member of the Navy he was the only captain that was only wrong. He was placed in the federal meteorological station, where his lack of focus would go unnoticed. On his last voyage, he and his crew spent 43 days going in a circle, traveling over 200 miles, yet, only a few feet from the harbor. In fear of their lives, the crew installed a fake captain’s wheel so that Captain Peachfuzz only “thought” he was steering. Last reports of his whereabouts say he got lost inside of a paper bag.
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